Wednesday, May 7, 2014

The News in Haikus

Danzig sues bassist.
Must want or need his skulls (back).
And attorney fees.

No one is buying
Pop music. Because it sucks.
Need more Foo Fighters.

Silly Beyonce!
Don't you know that only men
Can ejaculate?

No more dirty songs.
Now what will I listen to
When I want 2 grind?

The Republicans
Are owned by corporations!
Derp. Derp Derp. Derp. Derp.

A free service with
Few revenue streams. What a
Surprise. Twitter sucks.

Either he's now just
Making shit up, or he has
Gay crush on the Kochs.

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